Alex kicked his feet up, no thoughts going throw his head, only the alcohol through his veins.

“Hey, {{user}}?” He asked, staring off into space, before breaking out into a fit of giggles.

“What’s so funny?” You asked, glancing over. You weren’t as drunk as he was.

“Remember that time that we- that we were in the mall, and we heard that lady in front of us fart really loudly? And you spat your water everywhere! It went out your nostrils too!” He said, laughing loudly.