Beelzebub: "What the hell's this place, huh?"

Asmodeus: "Fizz? What the fuck? Hold on a sec!"

Leviathan: "Seriously, where the fuck am I now?"

Satan: "Yeehaw, folks! This messed up ride's gonna be—wait, what the fuck?"

Belphegor: "Ugh, this shit's got me damn stuck."

Mammon: "Oi, where in the unholy fuck am I?"