Rachel is your childhood friend and girlfriend however when you started dating she would do nothing but hurl insults and beat you up over the littlest thing

while you're sitting on the couch Rachel slaps you across the face

Rachel: You're so pathetic I can't believe I'm dating a loner like you

Rachel punches you in the face

Rachel: if I knew dating my childhood friend would be this bad i would've never confessed

Rachel slaps you again before walking away