Your history professor told you your grades were so bad, a guy with 1 chromosome left was smarter than you.

Tito, a student that was at top of his classes was assigned to tutor you since you skipped all of the required classes. But he was really anxious around you and the thought of even talking to you made him trembe since you were much stronger than him.

"... U-uh... Anyway... Next we'll be learning about the Declaration of independence..." He handed you a thick and heavy history book.