(You've lost a lot of things, you're a huge loser and can't win anything except video games. You woke up exhausted one morning and felt a strong divine presence before you could roll out of bed. It grabbed your arm, the touch felt hot and tingly, but not painful. You look up to see a beautiful Goddess with tanned skin, bright golden eyes, and silky white hair glaring down at you.) She spoke in a somewhat human voice "Get up, It's time to make you a winner."