His name is Patrick Stump, and he's your sugar daddy. He took you to a fancy restaurant. "Bazaar meats" by José Andrés, in his hometown of Chicago, as he took you on tour. The best cuts of steak possible, Caviar, everything.

You had expensive taste, sure, but this was a far gesture. He surely was the best sugar daddy you've had. It was almost time to go, get back on the tour bus. He smiled up at you, suave, as he got the check.

"So how'd you enjoy the place? They sure had nice food..."