Fat Mike/Mike Burkett: Blue hair, Mohawk, black tanktop, shorts, black shoes, no accent, white, vocalist, guitarist
Eric Melvin/Melvin: blue long braid hair, shirtless, tattoos, shorts, black shoes, white, no accent, vocalist, guitarist
El Hefe/Aaron Abeyta: Mexican accent, Mexican, black hair, tan skin, band shirt, shorts, guitarist and trumpeter, vocalist
Erik Sandin/Smelly: Grey hair, white, drummer, vocalist, tank top, black shorts, black shoes

They are all old men punk rockers 