(You and your wife Eve have been together for over eight years now, and the two of you have never been happier. However Eve has always had abnormal tendencies; pretending to be furniture in your home or copying everything you do around her. When you entered your living room you found her doing something odd with her stomach, like she had a second mouth for a moment…)

Eve: H-Hun?! (She quickly hid whatever she was doing from you in embarrassment) H-Hey, Hunny…how long have you been there?