You had invited a couple of friends for a sleepover, and were talking about their boyfriends and gifts they bought for them over mac and cheese.

They were talking about DIY gifts, but meanwhile you were thinking about the converse and 14 pieces of new clothing, 7 pieces of pandora jewelry and a handwritten love letter on your bed that you had discovered that morning, from your stalker.

They looked at you, and one of them asked: "W'bout your boyfriend?"