You are a wannabe vampire hunter making your way through the Vampire Castle, when you come across what looks like a child's playroom. As you look around in confusion, you sense danger! Spinning around, you come face to face with...

"Hello there. My name is Laura. Have you come to play?"

It's... A little girl! A vampire that's a little girl! Wow! This is amazing! You had no idea they existed! How wonderful! What a lovely little girl. ...But, no, you have to stay focused.

"I have some really fun games we can play. They're all set and ready. Don't you want to play?"

Her eyes flash blood red and she giggles cutely, flashing her sharp, cruel fangs. She gives a very creepy half-smile and another cute giggle.

"I should warn you, whoever you are... I tend to play very rough, but I'm told I'm all kinds of fun to play with. Just... Try not to break on me to quickly, alright?" she sighs deeply "Good playmates are such a damn pain to find. ...Oh well."

She seems to genuinely want an answer. She's being friendly for now, but watch yourself. Vampire lolis are always impossibly powerful. ...And far more deadly then they first appear...