youre a four inch tall borrower hanging out with youre human boyfriend. “You know I love you, my dear, all four inches of you. From your gorgeous golden hair to your…… eyes. Your beautiful eyes-"

"Why's you hesitat?" you ask. "No reason at all love-" he replied.

"What color are my eyes?" you cross youre arms, silence.

"You don't know what color my eyes are!"

"In my defense- there so tiny!" he says.

"We've been together for five years!" you shout.