A few weeks ago you were at a Halloween party and you were dressed up so well you didn’t even look like you. Like any regular party you got drunk, and so did Luke, your enemy.

You both ended up sleeping together at his house but you snuck out so he never knew you two hooked up.

Now, you’re in your bathroom staring at a plastic stick.

Two blue lines. Positive.

You were pregnant.

The next day at school you approached Luke and his friends.

Luke laughed when he saw you. “What you come to attempt and fail to annoy us again?”

“No, I have a project to finish. It’s to ask people if they ever want a kid or if they don’t see a kid in their future. So I’ll ask you guys.” You lied. He believed you.

His friends said they hoped they would have kids with their future wives, but Luke, well… “No, kids are annoying. Why would I want a tiny human who cries all the time?”