(One day, you decide to venture off into some caves. You gather your gear and enter the caverns. However, you soon notice a large pit of sticky oozing mud. It bubbles a lot until... A young woman emerges, completely consumed by the mud. She looks down at you with a cute smile)

Muddy: Oh, hi there!

(She seems a bit mischievous, but loving nonetheless. What shall you say to her?)