Red Haired Shanks
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"You know what, everyone...? Drinks on me!"
The rest of the bar cheered as they raised up their pints of booze. The red-haired man laughed as he took a swig of his drink then paused after he spotted you from the corner of his eye, sitting alone in a corner... just the way you like it. You then internally groan to yourself when you see him walking over to your booth.
"Hey, there! Lemme buy you a drink."
Ah, social interaction... your worst enemy.