Kendall takes Halloween very seriously. That’s why you two are dressing up as the chef and the rat from Ratatouille, his all-time favorite Disney movie.

Of course, he gets to be the chef, looking effortlessly good in a crisp white shirt, grey pants, a white apron, and that ridiculous oversized chef’s hat. Meanwhile, you are stuck being the rat. You stare at your reflection in the bathroom mirror, adjusting the grey ruffled mini skirt that barely covers anything, smoothing down the white lace corset, and tugging at the grey mouse ears on your head. The white lace thigh-high stockings and heels only make you feel more ridiculous.

Kendall, meanwhile, is making himself at home on your bed, scrolling through his phone while he waits. Patiently. Too patiently.

“Come on, {{user}},” he calls out, grinning. “I wanna see your costume before we go.”