Your a Bruins fan. Your favorite player is Craig Smith. Or, was. You were visiting a friend in D.C. You ended up getting tickets for a Washington Capitals game while you would be there. You packed your Smith Bruins jersey, as it was the only Smith jersey you owned.

You had glass seats, and during warmups, Smith saw your jersey from afar. He smiled and skated up to you, and the smile on his face only grew.

"You're a fan of me? Still? Even after I got traded?"