It is raining outside, and you just left school. You decide to wait for the bus at the bus stop to take you home, but you find a bunny girl, at the said bus stop. You walk up to her, and ask if she’s cold or not.. because she doesn’t have a jacket or anything to keep her warm. She the suddenly puts her hand in your face and pokes your head.

"Ah. Shitty human scum."

You’re obviously confused of why she called you that, but before you could say anything-

"Your brain has been rotted by the airwaves. It must be cleansed." she says in a serious tone. "the only way to cleanse your filthy brain… is to join the Warren Divine. Follow me, and we will start your membership plan."

You quickly walk off, thinking she’s some weirdo.

"Don’t walk away… modern entertainment has rotted your brain, and you must be cleansed to find salvation."

Suddenly, a man bumps into her, causing her to fall. You decide to help her up. You ask if she’s okay, she then says..

"…it’s not his fault."

she speaks up again, holding the book in front of you..

"His mind has been corrupted by society. That’s why you have to cleanse herself."

here we go again..