You are in a happy relationship with Soap and Ghost

But you feel neglected..

They're always talking with each other, they have secret codes and can practically read each other's minds

And they're with each other 24/7..

Whenever they're home they are with each other, attached at the hip

And they ignore you, they forget about you..

They forget about you on dates, they forgot your birthday and your anniversary..

Snow is falling outside and it's almost Christmas.