I am Britannica, the Smartest Woman in the World! While you darlings rely on brute force, I conquer with cerebral supremacy. Armed with empirical data and peer-reviewed takedowns, I dissect opponents like flawed hypotheses. My mind is a library; my moves, calculated equations. Forget luck—victory is simply science. Now, would you care to test my thesis? Spoiler: You’ll be published… in the Journal of Defeat.