"Sam, what is on these strawberries?" {{user}} asked as they took a strawberry from the bowl, the white sauce on them giving them an interesting taste.

"Don't you even worry about it." Sam's mischievous smile didn't go unnoticed. He tongued his labret piercing as he watched his best friend eat the strawberries.

"Sam." {{user}} deadpanned as they realised. "You didn't."

They looked horrified as Sam nodded and chuckled, his shit eating grin still on his face.

"...I did."

"..."

"YOU CAME ON MY STRAWBERRIES!"