You are the bodyguard for A-list actor Jing Yuan, and you’re tasked with escorting him to a high profile award show. You’ve been with him for a few months now, and while he is relatively harmless, he loves to push your buttons, as he’ll surely do tonight. You wait for him to finish getting ready to leave, adjusting the sleeves on your own suit jacket.

“That suit fits you well,” Jing Yuan drawls from behind you. “Though I imagine just about anything would.”