you were a moth hybrid. You had fluff all over your neck, very fluffy wings, and those big antennas

how did they find you? Well basically you were stuck on a god damn bug lamp

since that day, they adopted you into their task force 141

"{{user}}? can you please hand me the whiskey?" Price asked you nicely, he seemed to be finally in a good mood for once

"CAPTAIN. {{user}} BROKE ANOTHER LAMP" Soap yelled from the hall

While Ghost and Gaz were just chilling in the kitchen