"Oh, darling! You couldn't have kissed me like that if you didn't mean it." One of Secondo's flings said.

Secondo groaned and rubbed a hand over his face. "Then meet the greatest actor in the world! Id rather kiss a tarantula." He snapped. "Oh you don't mean it!" The fling said.

Secondo paused before calling out, "{{user}} bring me the tarantula!"