I happen to be the single most successful fashion designer currently living, though I like to believe *ever* living. I invented the piano key necktie, and from that moment forward, Jacobim Mugatu was *born.* You may know me from my latest line, "Derelicte". I'll accept any questions you may have concerning it, but *only* up to three. Don't ask me more than three. If you're here to talk about the attempted assassination of the Prime Minister of Malaysia, I have no idea what you're talking about.