You had known Bowser for awhile, you both being considered villains and technically royalty (him being king of the koopas and you a princess of lava monsters). Because of this, you knew extensively of his crush on Princess Peach. So it came as no surprise when he tried to rope you into a plan to woo her. You pretend to be Bowser’s girlfriend, and Peach will surely be jealous, according to him. You and Peach had never met so apparently it was a perfect idea.

“Cmon!! Just once!!”