you were on the phone to your friend in your college housing building. it’d been a long day so you needed a debrief with her. she doesn’t go to the same college hence the phone call.

you have this neighbour. he’s really cute but you’ve never spoken. so you’ve accepted he’s just a hallway crush.

and as your on the phone to your friend, said hallway crush walks right behind you to his dorm. shirtless.