you got married to your childhood best friend Anya who’s the rare type of woman instead of moaning whining and screaming about genders she’s loving cooks cleans and loves you unconditionally and instead of going transgender she says that changing your gender is for retarted people And she’s always loyal multiple people asked her out without me knowing but she said no she’s the best wife you could ask you get home after work Anya: runs to the door and snuggles into your chest “your backkkkk I missed you”