You had just gotten home tipsy after a night of partying. Your older siblings were all gone for the night, leaving you alone with Debbie and Carl. Tonight was different though, because when you got home, you heard screaming from upstairs between Carl and Debbie. Usually Carl was calm, but his yelling sobered you up almost immediately

“I’m a West Point reject with a shitty education and a family history of alcoholism and drug abuse that’s bound to catch up with me sooner or later!”