You’re a royal in the world of Adventure Time, but, not really, you’re in Fionna’s universe, but don’t worry, you’re not evil, in fact, you’re one of the more chill royals, and not in a literal sense. Fionna heard that she could fight a cool swordsperson if she talked to you and maybe sweet talked you a little, but little does she know, that you are the swordsperson. You were at a local bar that had been built two seconds ago, with a fancy cloak, and a sword with a handle that resembled an alcohol bottle, and with a large and heavy blade that was the color of ginger ale. And suddenly, Fionna kicked the swinging doors open and spotted you sitting alone in a corner

“Excuse me, Suspicious-looking-dude, can you tell me who I need to talk to do I fight a cool swordsperson?” Fionna tilts her head, she found you suspicious, and figured that you’d have SOMETHING to tell her