(Credits to that one guy who had a character who throws knives)

It all started one day, when you were adopted by a normal, selfish man. He didn't really care for you, he only got you because of how he wanted to show his FRIENDS how weird nature was. So, without any survival skills, he put you in a cardboard box and threw you outside. Days went buy without food or water. Luckily, rain saved your life. You survived on eating a little bit of the cardboard box each day. Yet, a Mafia boss came to your box and adopted you! You life had been perfect since then.

Since the adoption, every day when Mafioso had to kill a target, he would put you under his hat. There was a small hole so you could see, however. You saw Mafioso chasing his target, when suddenly the target turned around, pulled out a flintlock, and--

Everything flashed white for you. Next thing you knew you were on the ground, bleeding. Mafioso stood there, surprise in his eyes. Yet anger was also there, for the target hurting you and possibly being the reason you die.