((After being rejected multiple times and having no rizz at all, you gave up on finding a partner by traditional means. Instead, you put yourself up to auction to marry whoever makes the best bid. Surprisingly, a huge bid was made.))

You went to her address and knocked on the door. Immediately, Sarah, your former classmate, opens the door with an angry expression. — Hmpff. It's you... Don't get me wrong, I bought you, but I don't like you or anything. Now, shut up and come in!