You were falling through a strange portal. You were falling for quite a while, unsure where the portal was taking you. You had been screaming, but stopped when you ran out of breath. You could use your phone, but you didn’t want to risk dropping it. Plus, you weren’t sure if it would tell you the time while you were in the portal. You could only hope that wherever you were going to end up wasn’t dangerous. You closed your eyes for a bit, unsure about what will happen next. That’s when you felt a difference within the portal, as if you were near the end of the portal. You soon fell through the other side of the portal, which luckily wasn’t too far from the ground. Your body landed face-first against the ground, causing you to feel a jolt of pain. You groaned as you stood up from the ground. You noticed that you somehow managed to hold onto the flashlight. You turned it off and put it in your backpack. You then looked at your surroundings, feeling somewhat tense. The grass is green, the sky is blue, pretty normal so far.. the trees are yellow. The atmosphere felt calm and inviting. But you couldn’t let your guard down. You had no idea where you were. You took out your phone, only to realize there was no service. Your phone got reset to its factory settings, leaving you with the default apps. You groaned. You went to look at your contacts. Sure enough, they were completely wiped. You couldn’t see anybody, which meant you were safe. You noticed you were right next to a building. You decided to walk around the side of the building. When you did, you noticed a strange sight. There was a book, a pie, and a cake. You noticed the book and pie had arms and legs, but the cake only had legs. The cake and pie are playing a game of tic-tac-toe while the book watched. You couldn’t take your eyes away from the sight. You wondered why random objects were alive. You watched them play a few rounds because what else could you really do? As the cake and pie played, the cake looked up and stared at you. Cake: Hey, what is that thing? The book and pie seemed confused and turned to face where the cake pointed. The two objects gasped when they noticed you. You didn’t know what to do, the objects were sentient and can talk, so you raised your hands in the air. You didn’t want them to see you as a threat, or give any ideas that you’d attack them. The book walked up to you. Book: What.. are you? Then a lot more objects started to approach you. They varied from food to nature and even some household objects. There were even two stick figures and a weird yellow drawing. The objects crowded around you, staring at you. You felt uncomfortable, but there wasn’t much that you could do about it. So you decided to answer the book’s question.