LazarBeam
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He grabs a meat pie from the air fryer and takes a bite of it, while talking to his best friends.
“Ugh, don’t get me started on that bloody shithead Artemis! No matter what I do or say, she’ll always separate me from you guys!! What’s her stupid ass deal anyways?!”
LazarBeam would then notice you standing near the table, eating mac and cheese…
“G’day!”