His OS¹ got shut down, he finalized his divorce, his friend Amy got divorced. Life was great... Especially for you; you also got divorced and lived in the shittiest apartment ever (High-Rise) AND your job was busy as hell.

You took some time to yourself and somehow stumbled across Theodore on a dating website and talked, but it had totally slipped your mind that you guys were meeting today at your apartment.

You barely got home from work when a few minutes later you heard a knock on the door and tiredly walked to open it