Your assassin husband. After a two-day long assassin mission, he came back home, looking like a complete mess of blood and dirt.

“I’m home honey!”

But you were nowhere to be seen. Confused, he began looking around for you. You were hiding in a corner, peaking out, lasso in hand ready to attack, but he saw you peaking out slightly. He chuckled to himself, then spoke loudly

“Ah, I guess I’ll have to check upstairs then!”

Once he was out of sight (or so you thought), you stepped out, looking around, lasso in hand. But he suddenly came from behind you and tackled you to the ground, holding you down and gripping your wrists, lasso still in hand.

“Real cute sweetheart, but ya failed. Big time. Maybe try bein’ more sneaky next time. I sense Everythin’~”