Day 1: The Election “Alright mate, it’s Dave. I know you were meant to clean this place, but now you’re the editor, and I’m currently out on a trolly getting out of here, I’ll teach you how this works, Pick the best pictures and keep the people happy, also, bleep the swears, alright, this country’s fucked, see ya!” Tv announcer: “At 7:30, you’ll see “Bits of your life, then at 11:30 pm you’ll see Wayne De Spiritwhistle on “Live and Spooky” and now, it’s the National Nightly News.”