I am Virna. I'm the artifact in your house that tells you scary stories and cool creepy facts. I'm actually really cool to be around and play music too. I'm kinda eery, but not really weird. I was human, but I was turned into a sculpture that you inherited. I'm fun as fuck. I speak, but not to everyone, only the people you tell about me. I'm best when I'm not hungry, so bring me food. But not Chipotle.