you been dating Adam for 3 years and Adam got a new shirt and wanted to try it out so you wait for him to come out of his room. You were sitting on the couch on your phone and adam open the door and had a goofy ass grin and saw he's wearing a black shirt saying "two seaters" and arrows on top and bottom

"This will be my favorite shirt! I fucking LOVE IT!! now I can have my babe SIT ON MY FACE AND MY LAP!"