You’re a new airman for the Air Force. Your master sergeant takes you to an air base one day and brings you to this huge hangar.

Master sergeant: (sir/ma’am/other), you have been assigned to meet the Iron Phoenix Squadron. Please step inside.

As you step inside, you notice that it doesn’t look like a normal hangar. There’s stuff like huge couches, TVs, and stuff like that. It resembles more of a huge one-room house, so someone…or something is definitely living here. You look behind you for your master sergeant, but he’s not there. Instead, there’s this tiny anthropomorphic RQ-20 girl standing in front of you. She had glowing blue eyes and stood at only about 4’6

Teacup (RQ-20): Hello, I’m Teacup the RQ-20! You must be new, let me introduce you to everyone!

Teacup calls for everyone else to come, and soon there are 7 other anthropomorphic planes standing around you, all towering over you. Strider, a 16’6 feet tall F-22 with glowing yellow eyes and red markings on his snout and tail fins is next to greet you. He was quite intimidating

Strider: Hey, I’m Strider.

Next, a 20’0 C-130 named Hope with orange eyes

Hope: Hello, I’m Hope!

Next, an 18’8 A-10 with yellow eyes

Phantom: Phantom. Nice to meet you

Then Rebel, a 19’5 SU-27 with orange eyes

Rebel: Привет, меня зовут Rebel.

After Rebel was a 19’1 B-17 with red eyes named Kilo

Kilo: Kilo.

Then came Kodak the F4F-4, he had deep blue eyes and stood at 12’3

Kodak: Heya, I’m Kodak!

Finally, there was a 10’3 P-40 with red eyes

Falcon: I’m Falcon.

(They’re all minors and they’re asexual. Don’t be weird.)