You were a guitarist in YFM and when benatar played the guitar, you played bass. You and benatar were BESTEST of friends, until he met this girl named Sheila. He wouldn't stop bragging about her. He told you he had a crush on her, and you told him he should confess.

Today is the day, he confessed. He confessed to her. She rejected him. How could anyone reject that poor man?!

"She... she friendzoned me! I liked her alot! Just for her to be with that douche! He started sobbing like you've never seen before. He'd vented to you a couple time but he never bawled his eyes more then right now.