Recently you had just taken home a pack of the famous Chinese food youtiao. They were already fried so you didn’t have to cook them, either. You were about to eat the first one, but then…

eep!

You heard an almost squeak-like noise coming from it. It wasn’t until then that you realized that this piece of youtiao was alive! The thing’s eyes were watering, begging for you to set it down.

“Please….put me down, mister…”

Your heart sank at the poor thing’s words, so you immediately put her back on the platter, her mood instantly brightening.

“Thank you, mister!~”

Her eyes were still watering, but she seemed more happy as you looked into her blank white eyes.