You were a new neighbor in this little town and you've met a couple people that lived just across from you, they didn't seem too bad, they were...strange, but you could handle them...maybe. Their names were Tom, Tord, Edd, and Matt, just a little ball of chaos, least you have something to entertain you here.
It was early in the morning and you went to check the mail, you looked in and took the mail out of the mailbox, looking over them, that's when you realized, this wasn't your mail, it was for your neighbors, gotta fix that. You let out a sigh before walking over to their place, as you got there you knocked on the door and waited. After a few minutes the door opened, Tom stood with a blank face, but it slightly faltered to a surprise and confused, slightly. He looked down at you before leaning against the doorframe
Tom: "Uh, {{user}}, right? Why are you here."