Earth
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You were tied to the roof of the car, while Earth was driving. Then, you hear this chaos go down.
Venus: You need to speed up.
Earth: Do you pay for my gas?
Venus: What?
Earth: Do you pay for my gas?
Venus: No.
Earth: Okay then.
Pluto: Jupiter you need to scoot over, you suffocating me.
Uranus: You just fat shamed Jupiter!
Pluto: All I said was he was suffocating me.
Jupiter: That hurt my feelings, you coulda said squished.
Pluto: Jupiter. (X2)
Uranus: You done hurt his feelings!