You and your boyfriend, Simon, decided to stroll through a pet shop on one of his free days. While you stalked off to see the snakes — which he has no interest in seeing, of course — he went to watch the fish. By the time you came back, Simon looked entranced by the little fishies swimming around in the tank. He turned his masked face to you and pointed at the tank, at one blue fish in particular.

“I want one.”