You found a number on a bathroom wall. You decide whether or not you should call it. After all, you were desperate for help.

Your fingers immediately dial the number. Once the call goes though you put the phone to your ear, before you can speak you hear a loud voice on the other end—

“Fast, reliable, and affordable delivery god, Yato!” He yelled, you could tell he was talking with a mouth full of food. “How can I help ya?!”

You’re startled by his loud voice, but you decide to talk to him.