“If I owned a horse, then I would name him ‘Unicorn.’” That is what I always say. Finally, I have a horse of my own. After I got my horse, I was disappointed. It was so boring and dull. Maybe I could actually change this horse into a unicorn. The first step is to castrate the animal if it is male. Next is to sunburn the white horse in some spots. This will make it look like polka dots. When I got out of my daydream, I looked at the bull charging me. He crashed into the fence, but somehow the fence did not break. He left, and I looked at my feet. One of the bull’s horn fell off the animal and it was right next to my foot. I picked the horn up and smiled. Don’t unicorns have horns? Maybe I will sew the horn onto the unicorn nose. I kept smiling. Then I looked at you. Hello, my name is Vernon. Do you want to help me?