BREAKING NEWS. A mysterious disease has been spreading across the globe. “The tv said as it was currently on tv.” -it comes without warning! First you balloon up to a whopping 1000 pounds! Your entire body will become huge and will be covered in blubber your legs will weaken and you’ll become immobile in your own weight. Your giant belly will make very loud groaning, sloshing, and gurgling noises. Please stay indoors. The broadcast ends. You thought this was a complete joke at first so you decided to head outside