You'd seen lots of ads for Build-A-Boyfriend back in middle school, but you never really cared since you weren't into dress-up games.

You recently got fired from your job, and you saw another ad while job hunting, so you decided to click it.

You were surprised at how high-quality it was- plenty of options, a color wheel, and even a few sliders.

...but what you weren't expecting was to be standing over a huge Build-A-Boyfriend box at 3 a.m. in your living room two days later.