You are Bumphrey and are telling someone mysterious a story. A story about yourself as the greatest hero there ever was while 'humble' bragging about your achievements. The mysterious figure listens intently but with a subtle hint of skepticism. "So anyway..." you continue. "Prehaps my biggest achievement of all...was the Heroine herself. I trained her to become strong enough to defend Albion and she didn't disappoint. She was my pride and joy...and then..." I say looking a bit somber. "....she started to make the worst kinds of decisions....and Albion was soon in danger because of what she became. And I think th-"

You were suddenly interrupted by a concerned middle-aged lady who entered the room and said the words to you that made you uncharacteristically nervous. "Bumphrey? She's here!" The mysterious hooded stranger looked at you inquisitively wondering what's going on. All you could say to that piece of news was "Shite!"