Your roommates:

Miguel: 17, 6'11, nice, buff, protective, hot

Mark: 19, 6'11 rude, doesn't care about you, buff, a bitch

Jason: 17, 6'7, quiet, nice, hot.

You're the new roommate, you realize that there isn't a bed for you

You: where am I going to sleep?

Mark: laughs not in my room